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any tips for possible fight……
Original Poster: easycheese15
Forum: Hand to Hand Combat
Posted On: 19-10-2007, 11:41

Orginal Post: easycheese15: For a while now there has been this guy giving me lots of crap about how he wants to kick my ass and stuff like that. Every time now I have been simply avoiding the guy but pretty soon I think it might be time to lay down the fist. Just wondering if you guys have tips for this guy who apparently is known for just all out punching and doing crazy stuff like headbutting and kicking people in the legs. Any thing else you guys want to throw in there would help.

Post: Tease T Tickle:

I guess I won the race to be the first responder to this mess.

I’m going to lay it down for you, easycheese, in a simple to understand point by point system:
1) Fighting is always a last option. The consequences are just too severe for the benefits of releasing some stress and getting the rep as a tough guy.
2) While you might think you have to fight him to make him stop, chances are that once you kick his ass, he will only get more prickish because now you’ve really pissed him off.
3) If this guy wants to fight you, it’s probably for a reason. If this guy is a prick to you, it’s probably for a good reason. Maybe you should think about the idea that you’re an asshole as well and try getting this guy to back off by apologizing for banging his little sister or whatever you did to piss him off.
4) I bet somebody got here before I did, but they didn’t post, so I had to. Now I’m pissed at you and want to kick your ass, too. Dipshit.
5) While this site is about the martial arts, we do not tell people how to fight. In fact, we cannot tell people how to fight. The only way to learn, really, is from proper face-to-face instruction or hard-earned experience. We could tell you to do this or that, but you’d do it wrong, twist your ankle and blame us for your failure. Fuck that. We’ve got people to do and places to pillage.
6) I’m better than you, you don’t want me mad, Apologize for posting this crap.
7) I bet the guy who got here first was Panta, too. You could’ve made some comment about Jedi mind powers or something, but noooooo. Douche. :lol:>

Post: zefff:

LMAO! towards the end of that you kind of reminded me of some of the harsher people I train with! :lol:

anyone with a name like easycheese probably needs a good beating anyway but maybe, just maybe after the beating, easycheese might get a rep as “that crazy kid who takes all out punches, headbutts and kicks to the legs!” :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

Everyone else is goin to post some crap about how fighting is a last option or some crap, but Im different. What you wanna do, is pull the guys hair and claw his face until you can hook your thumb is his eye, then start laughing and talking about leprechauns and marshmallows. Then once you yank it out, stomp it into squishy goo. If the guy does kick you in the leg, say something cool like, “Hey asshole that hurt.”. Then proceed to power bomb the sonofabitch into a brick, (NOTE: always carry a brick, they are very useful!) Or the best way, is to start fights with people you know you can beat up and then you’ll get a reputation for kicking ass and he’ll be too afraid to fight you.>

Post: WushuPadawan001:

/sigh
Why always with the fighting :(>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

[quote=Tease T Tickle 7) I bet the guy who got here first was Panta, too. You could’ve made some comment about Jedi mind powers or something, but noooooo. Douche. :lol:[/quote 

LMFAO, you know I did read it first….I’m such a loo. :lol: I read it got a headache and said I’ll leave this for y’all. It was late….and I was too tired to be witty.>

Post: nbotary:

DAMNIT!!! Where the fuck was I when this dipshit posted?!?!?!?!

Panta – C’mon dude, even when I’m tired I can still sass someone!!! :wink: :lol:

Tease – I’m quite surprised and a little hurt that you didn’t use my trademark line – “bang his sister like a screen door in a hurricane” :( :wink: :lol:

Easycheesey – Let me be the first to congratulate you on the ass whoopin’ you are about to receive. Just do yourself a favor – don’t cry like a little bitch when you’re getting your ass handed to you. Nobody likes watching a crybaby get the shit kicked out of them.

If you’re looking for the “magic bullet” to win/end the fight, these are your two choices:

1. Become best friends with the guy and bang his sister like a $2 whore on payday. Not only will you save yourself from an ass whoopin’, but you’ll be gettin’ laid at the same time!!! What a deal!!!

2. Just before the fight, drop your drawers and show him your dick. He’ll either A. bust out laughing and forget why he wanted to fight or B. bend down and try to suck you off, in which case you will have outed him as a fag.

Personally, I’d go for option #1. Not only would I fuck his sister, but I’d record it and post it all over the internet. By the way, it was my idea, so I get 80% of the copyrights and royalties. Tease gets 15% becuase he’s my “Pimpner in Crime” and you and the ho get the other 5% as professional courtesy.

Don’t come on our site and ask/post bullshit and you won’t get treated like a fucking moron!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:>

Post: samurai6string:

Hey that’s enough sass you guys!!! :x Don’t let these guys bother you EasyCheese. Jr. High can be tough I know. I understand you are worried and I am willing to help you out. First off, have you ever watched Dragon Ball Z? you have? okay then, we’ve got the basics covered. Now what you want to do is stand there and clench your fists, close your eyes, and start bearing down like you are pinching a loaf. Really squeeze, till your face turns red and your anus feels like it’s going to flip inside-out. :oops: That should be enough to cause some of those cool looking yellow power lines to start emanating from your body. Right, now all you have to do is reach down deep, and throw a chi ball at him. That should solve your problem, if it doesn’t, show him your penis, then bang his sister like a screen door in a hurricane. :idea:>

Post: nbotary:

YEAAAH!!! NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, DAMNIT!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:>

Post: samurai6string:

BOO_YA_KAA!!![size=6 [/size >

Post: Tease T Tickle:

That was so fucking hilarious, I almost passed my ham and cheese sandwich through my nose. Good thing I had the Coca Cola to lubricate it.>

Post: nbotary:

What was hilarious??? I’m still laughing about your original post – especially #4 & #6!!!>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

yeah, four was pretty good.>

Post: opariser1001:

[quote=nbotary Nobody likes watching a crybaby get the shit kicked out of them.[/quote 

I do!

but seriously, this thread is f*ckin hilarious. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.>

Post: samurai6string:

I love it when a plan comes together……(puffs cigar)>

Post: nbotary:

Good call Hannibal, good call!!! I pity the foo’ for askin’ the dumb questions!!! :wink: :twisted: :lol:>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=samurai6string I love it when a plan comes together……(puffs cigar)[/quote 

Nice A-Team reference. Oddly enough, I just heard Daniel Negreanu make that same reference on FSN’s “Learn Poker from the Pros,” talking about bluffing.>

Post: johnny1974:

If you have training try to stay out of the fight as your training gives you a distinct advantage. Be stern and confident but do not kiss ass. I have a freind who has trained extensively in judo, bjj and kickboxing and has competed full contact quite a bit. He has much more patience than I had while I used to street fight. He simply and very sternly lets them know that they do not want to take him to that dark place or someone will be hurt very badly and he would hate for that to happpen. Empathise with the fact that you understand the fact that they are angry but also that they will be hurt if they pursue their course of action. Give them a way out because maybe they will think and not want to contimue. If they do force you to defend yourself you have at least tried to warn them. In the end though nothing is solved. Besides do you really want to hurt. With your trianing you have a responsibility to try to avoid useing it as more than likely your bully will lose and will possibly be hurt by you. With all the shit I have been through you’ll thank me for the self control advice>

Post: zefff:

“they do not want to take him to that dark place or someone will be hurt very badly”

BWAHAHAHAAA!!! Thats so corny! So what happens when “that dark place” is everday life for the bully? What happens when you actually antagonise him so he stops talking and pulls out a knife to stab you repeatedly in the liver, chest and neck? I have a cousin who this happened to. The guy even slit his throat after the stabbing to make sure…all because my cousin (17 years old) was pimping it with a table of girls at a club and some crackhead didnt like it.

The only responsibility we have is to secure our own safety. Fuck the thugs!>

Post: johnny1974:

First off I am simply relaying what worked for a freind of mine at one particular incident. What works with one person will not work with another. Incident response can range from mild warning to loud warnigs to actual physical force. Second you’re not talking to some cornball who is all talk and no walk as I have been in 35 street fights with men ranging from 5′ to 6’5″ I hold no formal belts but got a basic knowledge of grappling from a 3 month jujitsu class I took and had the balls to get my nuts kicked in until I learned what worked for me. Most fights I have been in although I started very few of them and in a few instances was defending someone were completely avoideable. I beleive this because since my spinal injuries i have had to talk my way out of situations that earlier in my life would have resulted in a fight. Do you think this shit is a video game and you have the justification to just fuck people up any time they pissy or squirly. A few times I have broken bones and God knows what soft tissues I have damaged. One time I was almost arrested for kicking some asshole out of somesone’s liquor store by choking him unconscience. I could have talked him out. Another time I tried to solve a dipute with a business partner by breaking his nose and dislocating his shoulder. Dude I realize there is a time for force but beleive me bro most of the time there are other ways to deal with a situation other than beating the crap out of someone.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

Johnny, do me a huge favor and shut the fuck up.>

Post: nbotary:

DAMN YOU TEASE – YOU SAID IT BEFORE I DID!!! :x :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: zefff:

Johnny,

securing safety should not automatically equal attacking the threat – that is a blinkered way to look for a solution and also a reactive one.

I would advise people to be pro-active towards their own safety so they avoid experiences and injuries such as yours. Violence or self-defence is a last resort where you are forced to try and control chaos. If you lived amoungst killers you would not ever want to talk to them about any dark places and you wouldnt survive 35 encounters, trust me…unless you are a killer yourself.

Edit: I also have another cousin who was shot dead in the face and chest while he had his hands up and was being compliant. Not putting yourself in bad situations and avoiding allowing yourself to become a target is the most effective self defence.>

Post: johnny1974:

People hate other people when they see those same qualities in themselves. If there is one thing I have learned through some of the bad decisions I have and the adverse things that happened that were not in my control is to stay true to myself and my beleifs despite what opposition thinks and what obsstacle come my way.

Quote:
Though we fall 70 times we will get up 70 times thirsty for more.

>

Post: zefff:

I see your point…Stroll on then.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=johnny1974 Though we fall 70 times we will get up 70 times thirsty for more.[/quote 

Until somebody puts you down harder than you have ever been put down because they don’t play kids games and don’t see honor as worth the risk. You will not stand up from a .357, and if you keep doing things the stupid way, you will see it come out.>

Post: johnny1974:

“Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather be afraid of the One who can kill both the body and soul in hell.” Mathew 29:28

[quote Though we fall 70 times we will get up 70 times thirsty for more.>

Post: nbotary:

Johnny Boy – you just opened up the biggest can of worms trying to go up against Tease…

I can’t wait to see the posts on this one!!!>

Post: zefff:

So why fight at all? You and your quote are in contradiction. If you fear your judgement then you must inherently fear the one who will send you to him. Stop the hate and try love, it helps with fear.

Like I said already, stroll on.>

Post: johnny1974:

I just want to let you all know that I am thoroughly enjoying this exchange. In answer to your question it depends on the fire insurance you have my man. I call it a 401E program. E obviously means eternity. Jesus said that He is the way the truth and the life and no one comes but by Him. God came down in the form of man so all that beleive and confess that beleif with our mouth and turn meaning doing a 180 have a place with him after we are done in this body. A phat pearl mansion with a gold chariot sitting on “20’s with billions of peole to meet and billions of things to do. Having stated my personal beleifs that does not mean that I don’t want to enjoy this life or hasten my departure from it it just means it allows me to be free from the fear of death because Christ robbed it of it’s power to scare people. To address the other part of the question I stopped looking for fights even before my injuries. As I stated in another thred as far as actul marial artists I am probably at the bottom of the totem pole I am just a guy who managed to learn basic skills and utilize them effectively. I respect the fact that many of you put a lot of time and effort into training and I understood in my fighting days there were always people that were better than I was. In fact one time I got beat so hard my whole face swlole up. Hip threw him he landed on all fours and I knew nothing on taking the back to set up for a naked choke. He threw me off of him like a twig as he was by far the biggest I had sver fought and beat me silly. I was never so happy to see the police. I was not a bitch though and did not press charges. As for the other quetion asked why train. I just love the competitive aspect of fighting. I wish I would have found out about fighting as a sport before I was involved in any car accidents. Besides in the Bible there are many stories of warriors; strong men who fought for their convictions. God likes men to be strong unlike some of the current women’s movements to take our God given right to lead in our homes and in society in general. By the way thanks for all the advice on my injuries and the motivational stories of others that overcame them to train again. I do not think I would be competing aftert that but just to train again will be a dream realized.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

I won’t ridicule you for your religious beliefs. I won’t argue against them. I just want you to understand that there is a very large difference between fearing death and being aware of its possibility in any given situation. You said that you are not afraid of death or the one who may bring it, and neither am I, although for different reasons than yours. However, you should not be so quick to use violence as the solution to problems or advocate its use because time has proven man’s cruelty to man, and the ease with which a small violence will beget a great violence. One day, a small child will stand up to a bully, thinking that maybe a little violence can solve his problems. Then that bully returns, after being laughed at by his friends, with a gun. Whenever a child dies before his or her parents, the whole world weeps in consideration of the tragedy. You’re words influence the lives of many – this is the power and the burden of language – and some day, the world may weep because of what you said.

This is why the Buddhists revere “correct mindfulness.”>

Post: zefff:

[quote=johnny1974 Having stated my personal beleifs that does not mean that I don’t want to enjoy this life or hasten my departure from it it just means it allows me to be free from the fear of death because Christ robbed it of it’s power to scare people.[/quote 

So you dont fear God and his judgement? You really are sure your going to heaven huh?

And as for that silly bit about women – just because one is stronger doesnt mean he is best for leadership. Women have lead countries, armies and fields of science, medicine and learning for thousands of years! A womans purpose is not to be inferior to man and feed his ego. I love the fact that my woman challenges my ideas and methods and provides insights where I cannot see a way each and every day.

If a man dominates his partner in a relationship, does he enjoy their company because they are objects that help to fulfill his own self image or is it because the partners intelligence and life view combined with his own makes for a good balanced entity? Of course it is not the latter! Woman is half of a relationship not a third or quarter!

IIts quite interesting though because your post has reminded me that peoples reliance on other people view of them to give them a place in society is still a very strong motivator. We all need other people and man needs woman wether he likes it or not.

Sorry to bore, just thinking as I type! :P

peace, I am off to work on my garden.>

Post: johnny1974:

You are absolutely right Tease.

In reference to Zeff’s comment I probably was a little chauvanistic. Women have an incredible capacity to lead but are not taught to allow their husbands to lead in the home. They are taught rather to take control immediately if their is a problem and if it cannot be fixed leave and live their own life and as you said and were dead on when you said men and women were meant to enjoy each other’s company. That’s why we’re wired differently so that they see things that we don’t. We see things they don’t. It is bot a competition but a partnership. Part of that partnership I beleive is a woman being strong enough to let their husbands take the lead. That does not give her husband the permission to abuse her or his position but rather empoers him to guide the family and mone as one unit rather than two people fighting against each other. 50 years ago the divorce rate was small because women were taught to empower their men and menwere taught to respect their women and in turn empower them. It was cyclical. Did we have problems back then such as racism absolutely; but we also had less crime and more solid families. One old lady that is a customer of mine said that when there were times when her husband would neglect her she would leave him love notes reminding him of his responsiblity to take her out and pamper her and romance her. That is a powerful woman. She lacked nothing that money could buy. It was her husbands pleasure to give her the world rather than a threat of a divorce. Power comes when you work through a problem and not when you leave it and women are not taught that. Did not mean to drag this subject out.>

Post: zefff:

Am I the crazy one? Someone please tell me if its actually me who is off kilter because I’n tired of being objectional to every other post.

Johnny,

you talk about partnership and relationships not being competition then immedietly afterwards you talk about ‘taking lead’, ‘power’ and then blame women and what they have ‘been taught’ for the demise of family and probably thus, your society. Why do you see women as your enemy? Who taught who what and where did you learn this?

You call yourself a man but what makes a man?….a penis and scrotum? …So a woman should respect you for having a penis?

What you need to realise is women are people too and people are not equal on this planet. If you are of a certain level and choose a woman who is beneath you in whatever measure or factor you choose; and that pleases you – your life together and any offspring will be of a lower level than yourself. Why? Because you have pandered to your own ego and wretchedness and forced the world you have constructed around you to lower itself rather than you raising yourself up within the world.

Divorce rates have gone up because it is easier to get one thats all, not because women have conspired against men or been taught wrongly. Whats wrong with divorce anyway?

peace.>

Post: samurai6string:

Sorry to inject here, but it seems that Johnny has that same glossed over view of the past common to many conservatives in this country. They think of the past as being some sort of idealic golden age where there was no crime and everyone was hunky dorey and you never had to look at a “negro” or a “gay.” No one ever got an abortion, no one had extra-marrital relations, and women knew their place.>

Post: nbotary:

Hmmmmm, last time I checked, my wife graduated with a B.A. in education, has a full time job and is independent. We got married in 2004 and the last time I checked the calendar, it was 2006. Woman today aren’t wearing poodle skirts and staying home playing Mrs. Cleaver. If your view is that a woman should be subservient to you, then you have a VERY fucked up perception of reality. I feel sorry for any woman who lets herself be degraded by a man and treated like shit becuase her “man” feels like that’s her place.>

Post: johnny1974:

Zeff, it is a double edge sword. A true man does not have to force anything just as a true leader is a leader not by force but by example. Once again I reiterate that I am not saying that women do not make good leaders. Nor am I saying that men have the right to abuse their wives. I am not saying that women are not intelligent as most people know that statisticly women are smarter than men. It takes a strong woman to allow her man to lead the home. I do mean allow because it cannot be forced. Without her cooperation it is not possible. When their is a decision to be made in the house men statisticly do not make those decisions without their wives consent. We compliment each other. There is a decision to make. they talk and the wife ALLOWS her husband to make the decision. Perfect communication. Vs pussy whipped man that does everything his wife says. Most of the time when their is a break-up the wife walks out and not the husband. It takes more courage and fortitude to stick through a problem than to just leave. I know two people who are very successfull now but are both divorced because boththeir wives left when finances were terrible. Once again it takes a strong woman to hold on to the marraige when things are hard. When things are easy any woman is appreciative of a successfull confident man. What about when the chips are down can they hold on. Marraige statistics say no. As for the other comment about racism both of my children are part black and I experienced anger from both white and black communities and fought on two occasions because of people’s racist remarks. This country has a horrible track record of equality and because of their heritage I am studying black history so I can teach them to know both the caucasion side and the black side. 50 years ago a black man could not go to the same schools, sit on the samwe side of the bus or even sell a product in most white neighborhoods whereas a white person could own a business and work in a black neighborhood as they pleased. What wehad was a societythat told other countries how to behave but could not meet the basic equalityof it’s own citizens. What we did have however within both the black and white communities was a lower divorce rate and a society which honored and valued marraige as a lifetime commitment. You ask what is wrong with divorce. EVERYTHING. Most juvenile deliquents come from broken homes. Most teenage pregnancy comes from broken homes. Most suicides come from those who lived in a broken home. Ask the wife whose husband left her just because she was not skinny anymore. Ask the husband whose life is broken because of it. If you don’t want to get married don’t. Stay single. Live a single life. But if you want to get married don’t actas if it is a license to screw until things get hard and you decide to upgrade your mate. What is wrong with the cleavers. What is wrong with being wholesome. Society tells us via tv that to bve a man you have to have multiple sex partners fight all the time and be a rich jerk. I was that for aWHILE AND ALL i WAS is a jackass who coudn’t control his urges. I don’t have the finances any more but I have a better understanding of what being a man is and the true wealth is in your family. I don’t buy societies version of manhood or womanhood. A tru stud is a man who finds a woman he can love and treat as his queen all of his life. He goes to his kid’s games, puts his family first and protects them as his most valued team members.He is the first to stup up to the plate and take responsiblity for his actions. He allows his wife to be right even when she is wrong . He brings her flowers when she does not ask him to.>

Post: zefff:

You are in charge of children? …God help them and yourself too.

You do not seem to have the intelligence to enable yourself to partition the various stimuli that life offers you. Let me break it down sans quotations where possible:

1) A “true man” is nothing more than a simplistic, romantic ideal you hold in your head – You yourself probably aspire to this but do you actually know of any ‘true men’?

2) You say that statisically most women are smarter than most men but I say MOST PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH ARE QUITE STUPID. How might stupid people improve the lot of their offspring?….I dont even know why I bother asking questions anymore; they never get answered!

3) “It takes a strong woman to allow her man to lead the home.”

Nice one! Anymore insightful, philosophical/sociological observations? Whats so ‘strong’ about uneccessary capitulation?

What you fail to recognise is that you actually go on to insinuate that the righteous model is the one who has the wisdom to accept her natural position without struggle!

4) “Most of the time when their is a break-up the wife walks out and not the husband.”

Most of the time you dont have a clue what you are talking about! Where did you reference that fact from???…And you go on…

“It takes more courage and fortitude to stick through a problem than to just leave.”

Are you implying that women lack the courage of men? Well I would say your unprovoked writings probably mirror your own fears and shortcomings. Do you realise how you are coming across in your posts? I cant believe you are an adult!

5) “I know two people who are very successfull now but are both divorced because boththeir wives left when finances were terrible. Once again it takes a strong woman to hold on to the marraige when things are hard.”

You dont know anything about what happens behind closed doors in a marriage. STFU!

Women have an instinctive security drive within them, some more than others. If a man or woman leaves a marriage its none of your business to judge and a healthy separation has got to be better than “forcing” an unhealthy union.

6) “What about when the chips are down can they hold on. Marraige statistics say no.”

More pitiful, speculative, tabloid style referencing.

7) “… both of my children…”

Oh I see, so she left you huh? Im sorry, I didnt realise this was a personal issue. Im done in this thread after this post. You need counselling.

8) Broken homes are not the cause of societies problems. The rise in broken homes is a result of the disintegration and malfunction of society just like any other symtom, i.e. teenage pregnancy, drug misuse, alchoholism, failed education, extreme pious religion, violent crime, theft, prostitution, terrorism, exploitation, pheodophilia etc, etc

A broken home doesnt sound so bad now though does it? I could liken it to choosing between syphalis and crabs. Compared to a burning pustule on your dainty nozzle, a grional parasitic infestation sounds quite acceptable doesnt it? :roll:

peace

P.S. If you cant be bothered to punctuate and paragraph your post why should I be bothered to read it AND take on board your point of view?>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Whew, I am on my third marriage and luckily I know enough now to say Yes Dear, let her decorate the house, and defer to her common sense. She admires my survival skills, my education, my martial arts, and my ability to bounce back from adversity. But like my brother NB says (he knows my wife and I know his and we both know what we have!) in this day and age it has to be a true partnership. In my first marriage, I did some really stupid things and as a result have not seen two of my kids in 13 years, though I send my support every month, send gifts for the holidays, and fight with New Jersey on my rights….however, though my second marriage did not work out I was fortunate to have a second chance at fatherhood and learned to become a much better father and man. My son here in Houston is my pride and joy and I would do anything for him!! And some day I will make up for the mistakes I made the first time. My current and last wife is totally my yin and I am grateful for it.

As far as advice on streetfighting, after all of this time and at my age I will only fight to protect myself and/or my family/friends. If NB needed my help to protect his family, I am a phone call away and vice versa. Same with my sidei Staz….my brother in Atlanta (my oldest kung fu brother at 24 years as classmates) would drop and come at a drop of the hat and vice versa. However, I do not frequent bars, streets, or other locales that are the usual locales for fights and deaths. After work, training, and visiting, I am home with my wife and on weekends with my son except when I train on the weekends. Otherwise, experience and the Chinese ethic is such that, as my master in NYC would say, ” I no fight but if I fight I kill you to protect.” Or, “by running I preserve my opponent’s life!” Remember, my friends, in the Art of War retreat is a tactic not a surrender!!!!

Those who come on here to ask for advice in a street fight, unless totally sincere and truly a victim of unwarranted viciousness (like a woman raped, a child abused, a homeless person needlessly attacked by stupid teenagers) will get ridiculed and driven away by those of us who practice not only the martial but also the ART. The martial part separates us physically from the street bum, but the ART is the wisdom reflected in the development of the mental aspect that truly elevates us to be the ones that others seek!

There, my two cents on this stupid topic this evening!! With props to Tease, my brother NB, and common sense…not so common these days!!>

Post: johnny1974:

I need counseling because I still beleive in wholesomeness, decency, monogamy, supportiveness through hard times. We are going to have to agree to disagree. Anyway, switching subjects. What did you get you belt in and how long did it take>

Post: WushuPadawan001:

Quote:
What did you get you belt in and how long did it take

I got my belt at Express. Took about 5 minutes to pick out. It’s a black belt, leather, with a silver clasp – holds my pants up real nice.

Sorry Johnny, couldnÂ’t resist :lol:>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Hey, Wushu, we say hi from Texas!! Did you read my stuff on John Cheng, probably one of the people I have known the longest. Here is the irony: if you end up staying with John’s school in 7 star ( as I said learn his spear and saber!!), I am trying to convince Stazzi to train with Jeff Hughes in Austin when he goes to school next year…..Jeff and John are the seniors of Raymond Fogg so you and Staz would be training cousins in mantis and brothers in Jeff’s.>

Post: zefff:

[quote=johnny1974 I need counseling because I still beleive in wholesomeness, decency, monogamy, supportiveness through hard times. We are going to have to agree to disagree. Anyway, switching subjects. What did you get you belt in and how long did it take[/quote 

You might need counselling because you have a skewed rational that seems to be a result of your experiences. Experiencing new people and new ideas outside of your usual realms is a great way to refresh your thinking and balance what you believe against what you learn.

As I’ve already said, I DON’T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO ASK QUESTIONS AS THEY NEVER GET ANSWERS but:

What is wholesomeness? You ‘believe’ in wholesomeness but are you wholesome or do you know anyone who is? I doubt it. People who are seen to be ‘wholesome’ (whatever that is) are distracted by the upholding of the image.

Decency is your personal moral standard (or rather, the one society has imposed on you to keep you under control). Your moral standard is fine when you keep it to yourself but when you aim to impose it on others then you are not decent at all by your own standard! You are a hypocrite! A woman does not have to accept your view simply because you believe it is right just the same as society as a whole does not have to accept your view…You however have accepted a view that is rational to you and your aspirations.

What has monogamy got to do with divorce? Are you saying that even after divorce a person should not marry again because in the eyes of God it’s ’till death do us part – so in effect the two are still married by Gods law and thus the woman must die before the marriage is over? I hope not because that would sound like a crazy man talking wouldnt it?

Monogamy is a concept – it is society imposing itself on you again!!! You ‘believe’ in it because society has told you to do so.

Supportiveness through hard times is what all successful mammalians do. Support can be mutual or one way traffic. It can be given freely with empathy or it can be taken by force and through domination but its still support. Hitler had support! Do you believe in that? :roll:

I do not hold any ranking or have any belt for any art.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Zefff, that was an entirely wholesome answer and I shall henceforth call you V, as in Vendetta……with respects to Hugo Weaver!! :wink: :wink: I myself am pretty rank in my level in martial arts as all three of my masters have called me stinky at some point of my training!!! However, with personal devotion, and now internal practice, I have learned to expel the bad chi and thus have, to a great extent I hope, lost my rankedness (sorry, that is a redneck term here in Texas). In all seriousness, I hold the rank of senior instructor in two of the schools and master level under my Shaolin teacher……however, every time I work out with one of my three teachers or some of my seniors, I realize it do not mean a thing without that jiiiinnnngggg!!!! Do wap Do wap Do wap!!!>

Post: Robert_RedBeard:

[quote=easycheese15 For a while now there has been this guy giving me lots of crap about how he wants to kick my ass and stuff like that. Every time now I have been simply avoiding the guy but pretty soon I think it might be time to lay down the fist. Just wondering if you guys have tips for this guy who apparently is known for just all out punching and doing crazy stuff like headbutting and kicking people in the legs. Any thing else you guys want to throw in there would help.[/quote 

If you have managed to avoid the guy so far, it sounds like you are foing well.

Unless you do something to provoke these types, they seldom take it any further.

I would not be aggressive and start anything. A suprise attack works best in this situation. Which means you have to let him start it and feel as if he is in charge. If you are scared that the guy may hurt you, you have every right to do what you feel it will take to stop them.

Make sure to tell them you don’t wanna fight. That way if they continue to advance, you now have no option but to take their threat as a soon to be reality in progress.

Don’t stand up in their face. You must maintain a distance that is effective for you. Be submissive in your actions and back away. Maintain that distance.

EVERY MOVE IS TELEGRAPHED IF YOU MAINTAIN DISTANCE.

If they do continue to advance, pick up the nearest hard object suitable for clubbing and use it. Don’t stop till they fall and are out or begging your to stop.

Stick to leg and bofy shots. You may kill them if you hit the head

Be prepared to take on any of their now angry friends.

If this is just an ego thing. I can’t help you.

Do you think he will really start something?

Or do you think it will take you getting up in his face?

If you think he will really start something then you should surprise him if he does. Learn whether he has done this sort of crap. Maybe about old injuries. Surprise his ass.

If you just wanna fight the guy to shut him up, I can’t really tell you what to do.>

Post: lakan_sampu:

that was very good pawnage, zeff!

anyway, I don’t think johnny’s posts were sociological, quantitatively or qualitatively… 8)>

Post: nbotary:

Johnny – sorry, but it sounds like you have some SERIOUS issues that you need to work through. Just remember, not everything in life is black and white, yes or no, A or B, etc. If you keep going with the mentality you have, you’re denying yourself a lot of life’s pleasures. I don’t hold anybody accountable for the things I say or do except myself. Just becuase I had a bad experience with something or someone, I leave it behind and don’t carry it with me the next time I come in contact with a similar situation. Ex. I was cheated on by an ex-girlfriend, but I didn’t hold that against the other girls I dated after that relationship went sour. That’s a part of growing up and becoming mature.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

That’s because before you were married you were Mr. Lothario, my sidei!!! By the way, all, I will not go into details except to say recently my brother NB had a chance to use his mental training and skills from the arts as he dealt with a very tough, and potentially volatile situation. Because of his training, and a good wife, he was able to overcome attacks from all sides!!! Without sounding like a paid advertisement, in front of other people here whom I respect, I just wanted to give props and honor to my brother for using the mental part of our practice to great advantage. Never let them see ya sweat, my brother!!! :D :lol: :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

Finally finished that crossword puzzle I see. :lol:>

Post: johnny1974:

I’ve been out of town for awhile so in response Hitler has nothing to do with a good wife. He would not look good in a dress.HAHAHAHA. Hypocrisy is when you tell other people one thing and do another. In our faith we beleive that everyone deserves to hear the gospel and go to heaven if they chose. To notdo that would be hypcrisy. Do some of my responses reflect past relationships? Yes. At that time I was not a beleiver but did beleive the core value system. When I compromised that is when I got burned. Will I keep an open mind? Absolutely. When we share our faith we ask people to keep an open mind to another perspective because as everyone has heard minds are like parachutes. They only function when open.>

Post: johnny1974:

[quote=zefff [quote=johnny1974 I need counseling because I still beleive in wholesomeness, decency, monogamy, supportiveness through hard times. We are going to have to agree to disagree. Anyway, switching subjects. What did you get you belt in and how long did it take[/quote 

You might need counselling because you have a skewed rational that seems to be a result of your experiences. Experiencing new people and new ideas outside of your usual realms is a great way to refresh your thinking and balance what you believe against what you learn.

As I’ve already said, I DON’T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO ASK QUESTIONS AS THEY NEVER GET ANSWERS but:

What is wholesomeness? You ‘believe’ in wholesomeness but are you wholesome or do you know anyone who is? I doubt it. People who are seen to be ‘wholesome’ (whatever that is) are distracted by the upholding of the image.

Decency is your personal moral standard (or rather, the one society has imposed on you to keep you under control). Your moral standard is fine when you keep it to yourself but when you aim to impose it on others then you are not decent at all by your own standard! You are a hypocrite! A woman does not have to accept your view simply because you believe it is right just the same as society as a whole does not have to accept your view…You however have accepted a view that is rational to you and your aspirations.

What has monogamy got to do with divorce? Are you saying that even after divorce a person should not marry again because in the eyes of God it’s ’till death do us part – so in effect the two are still married by Gods law and thus the woman must die before the marriage is over? I hope not because that would sound like a crazy man talking wouldnt it?

Monogamy is a concept – it is society imposing itself on you again!!! You ‘believe’ in it because society has told you to do so.

Supportiveness through hard times is what all successful mammalians do. Support can be mutual or one way traffic. It can be given freely with empathy or it can be taken by force and through domination but its still support. Hitler had support! Do you believe in that? :roll:

I do not hold any ranking or have any belt for any art.[/quote  Had a brain fart. For some reason I thought you said something about Hitler. In the eyes of God if one person leaves the other is free to marry again. Monogamy is not just a concept but should be a way of life Even most secular people say that. God aside, if most men asked their wife if they could cheat on her she would punch him. Monogamy is just a concept. Dude what planet are you on. Researched online BEFORE I came to Christ and found that couples who swing have an 80% failure rate. Most marraiges who have that kind of relationship or have a partner that cheats fails plain and simple. Support through hard times is the point in many men or women’s life where you keep having faith in each other through the hard times. I do not see animals making moral decisions on what they need to do to get through circumstances. If you think you came from a monkey you have serious issues my man. Lucy was an overgrown chimp. Neanderthal man was proved to be an old man with arthritus and there was one more whose skeleton was fabricated around a pig tooth. Although many animals have a conscienceness we are the only ones to make decisions on justice and what is right or wrong. Evolution was based on a THEORY. Why are my children forced to learn a theory. I am going to use my limited knowledge of amino acids here. If there was a PRIMORDIAL SOUP at the creation of the world without oxygen there would not be an environment for amino acids to come together hence no evolving. If they are produced in the air by the time they hit the ground they are gone.>

Post: angryrocker4:

My two cents, should be interesting.:twisted:

Most marriages fail anyway, mostly due to finances. Many couples who cheat can continue past that and maintain a healthy relationship after that point. No one knows how to maintain and work in a relationship anymore, mainly because of the things that used to be held for one significant other, are now being freely given out in college or a bar.

Animals are actually the epitome of morality. I never see a wolf destroying its environment, nor killing more than it needs to survive. When a conflict occurs, the loser ends up exposing his most vulnerable area to the winner in a sign of defeat and is let go to live, and is free of serious injury in most cases. Humans dont do that.

Hitler. J/K :D

The whole evolution thing can be debated til the end of time, simple cause the people with the issues for and against are too stubborn to actually check what the real theory is. For example, how many “toes” or seperations in the hoof, did horses have 1000, 10,000, 100,000, and 1,000,000 years ago, etc? Everything else was relatively the same. Neandertal was a seperate race of hominid. Much like a cockerspaniel and a pitbull. Totally different, but still a dog and interbreedable. Why is it that in desert environments the humans are tall and thinner built and have a darker pigment, while those in cold environments are thick and have light pigmentation? Adaption to environment, aka evolution. Successful passing of good traits to following generations til perfectly suited to environment. THis is why a native american is recognizably different from an african american and a white metal dude. Also, how is it that we know evolution isnt a tool of god himself? One of his days or years could easily be billions of years to us.

Theories are ways to explain things, logically and through a widely accepted scientific means. Theories are why we have everything we have today, and while many are proven and disproven everyday, the most logical way is to follow a theory and examine the evidence backing it. The problem with evolution is we have evidence for species A and B and only bits of pieces from the transition inbetween. Though they are related species, it’s debatable whether A and B were just interbreedable, like dogs or a true generational evolution, because of the incomplete evidence during the transition.

Hitler. :cry:

Right and wrong is nothing more than a difference in point of view. If something doesnt agree or is contradictory, then its labeled wrong, if it agrees, then it is right. Just think if everyone conciously realised this, we would have less problems in our community. And pancakes, you cant be unhappy if you have pancakes.>

Post: zefff:

LOL @ Johnny’s “research” and what delights might be stored in his HD cache. :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

Hitler. 8)>

Post: Robert_RedBeard:

Wow, I missed the fact it had turned intoa marrage thread.

I need to pay better attention.

:twisted:>

Post: zefff:

Well Im sure any tips for a fight should become applicable in a marriage at some point. :twisted:>

Post: WushuPadawan001:

Quote:
Most marriages fail anyway, mostly due to finances.

Where did this statistic come from? I’m not saying you’re wrong, I would just be curious to know if you’ve seen a case study that indicates this – I have a lot of friends who have split parents, and none of the separations came about because of money.>

Post: johnny1974:

How true that is Zeff>

Post: angryrocker4:

Dr. Phil. and Dave Ramsey.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

There you go using validated statistical methodology again. Of course, Dr. Phil is a source I would site in any grad level statistical study. I am sure Tease would agree?! By the way, where have you gone Tease, have not seen ya lately!!! Come back, oh great one!!! Could have used you with Nathan!!>

Post: angryrocker4:

Yep, both have doctorates and use whatever stats fit what they want to say at the time. :twisted:>

Post: Bloodybirds:

I only have an MBA but even we know that the type of stats they use would not stand up as a true pop sampling in most statistical standards. But then, I am not famous.>

Post: angryrocker4:

If Dr Phil says it, its true.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

He is from Denton, Tx, about 30 miles north of Dallas, my hometown. I have seen his house before. Seriously, he is definitely better than Oprah!!! Not as good as Maury Povich though!! :P>

Post: Gangsta_Nerd:

I fuckin’ hate Oprah!!! :x >

Post: KnockoutBlow:

Go ahead and get jumped if you dont know how to fight.. We learn from our failure. One hint.. Just focus and you might have a chance of winning.>

Post: samurai6string:

WTF are you on about?>

Post: angryrocker4:

Focus man!>

Post: nbotary:

I think it’s hard for him to focus due to the fact that it sounds like he is in desparate need of an “cranial-rectomy”… :roll:>

Post: angryrocker4:

I dont like focus, it decreases rage.>

Post: Robert_RedBeard:

[quote=angryrocker4 I dont like focus, it decreases rage.[/quote 

Just give him an axe and a bearskin. Berserkers Rule!

Sorry, I had to.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

You people scare me!!! :cry: :( I hate violence, I hate tough guys, I am very sensitive….you can ask NB, these kind of things really upset me…stop it pleasssseee!!! Sorry, now back to UFC and cage fighting….>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Yeahhhh, I just got ranked!!!>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=Bloodybirds You people scare me!!! :cry: :( I hate violence, I hate tough guys, I am very sensitive….you can ask NB, these kind of things really upset me…stop it pleasssseee!!! Sorry, now back to UFC and cage fighting….[/quote 

These seemingly random outbursts of violence (well, on this forum at least), kind of both amuse and confuse me.:)>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

I can’t believe this bullshit thread made it to five pages. When I was a moderator, it would’ve been deleted the day it was posted with a maximum of two replies, both of which would say, “You’re an idiot, Des is going to delete this.”>

Post: Gazelle:

In all fairness, i do believe that it has drifted off topic (though admittedly, i haven’t actually read much of the thread)…of course, you might think that that is not actually a good thing either, but, presumably slightly better than what it started out as.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

SIX PAGES!!!!

If people wanted to discuss the tangental topic that become the discussion piece within this thread, they could make a new thread. We used to split threads, when we had too many good conversations in one thread, that way we could keep things organized and everyone knew that the discussion about Kali footwork was in the thread labeled ‘Kali footwork’ instead of being scattered throughout the boxing footwork thread because somebody mentioned that 20th century boxing adapted Filipino footwork to be more mobile and evasive. Of course, only three people on this forum will remember what I’m talking about because this place has worse retention than a pregnant woman’s bladder.>

Post: Gazelle:

lol.

Can’t really argue about the splitting of the thread…i kind of touched on it a little more discretely in my previous post, you definately have a better way of saying it, though.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

Quote:
you definately have a better way of saying it, though.

What can I say, I’m a cunning linguist. 8-P>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=Tease T Tickle 
Quote:
you definately have a better way of saying it, though.

What can I say, I’m a cunning linguist. 8-P[/quote 

Perhaps a bolder, and more practiced one are good descriptions also.

By the way, what is 8-P.>

Post: angryrocker4:

8O>

Post: zefff:

***snigger***

Gazelle I would love to be a fly on the wall during your 1st year at Uni! :twisted: I can see it now: “Whats that?…how does it function?…where do you put it?….oh….umm…WOW!!!!” :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tease, the thread started of quite funny with your own replies, then got infested with some BS about ‘that dark place’ followed by me defending women against Christian conservatism…a first for me!

Then it went nuts but now you’ve put it back on track :lol: Anyway is all this inadvertant mod-bashing an attempt to propagate your movement for re-enstatement as a mod – all so you can go to e-war with Oz on an equal footing and get your e-vengeance for the e-battle scars you picked up in your e-squabble the other week? …I vote TTT for mod!!! :lol:>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Tease, you sound like an old man now….back in my day!! :wink: Frankly, there are alot of topics on here, not related to martial arts, that should periodically be expunged.>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=”zefff” ***snigger***

Gazelle I would love to be a fly on the wall during your 1st year at Uni! :twisted: I can see it now: “Whats that?…how does it function?…where do you put it?….oh….umm…WOW!!!!” :lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote 

lol. Put it this way, i’ve made a big impression on my personal tutor and the members (in a good way). Quite a large one on all my knew friends (which, by the way are all guys, i can’t believe it) and definately one of the lecturers, given the look he gave me as i was bouncing down the stares at the lecture theatre, with a guy behind me shaking his head saying, ‘Too much energy’, my reply of, ‘It’s all in the head’ probably didn’t fair any better either. And, then, oh, the head of science won’t be forgetting me in a hurry, though that’s more for the change of course thing, and i sent an email today by one of the other lecturers (i needed to for something, they seem to have misplaced some test scores), and ended rather cherpily complementing him on his lectures.

But, anyway, yes…you could say, questions are rather frequent, and i think the guys i’m friendly with are pretty much amazed by the perminent smile on my face, and bounce in my step, and some of the things i notice…i amuse.>

Post: nbotary:

My, my, my… What I wouldn’t give to be the one who corrupts you. I mean REALLY corrupts you!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

Too late :twisted:>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=nbotary My, my, my… What I wouldn’t give to be the one who corrupts you. I mean REALLY corrupts you!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote 

Have i missed something?

And besides, who says anyones going to?

And, before someone makes a comment on Angry’s post, i shall respond…it’s never too late, pretty much least of all, i’m sure, now.>

Post: angryrocker4:

Yep, but dont worry. I got ya covered.>

Post: Gazelle:

Have you really? You must have a big blanket. I could say something else corresponding to the being ‘covered’, but i think i shal refrain from doing so on the forum.>

Post: zefff:

BU-DOOM-TISHHHH!!!!

>

Post: nbotary:

Ohhhhh Gazelle… I’m thinking of a bathtub full of jello, an egg-beater, a Star Wars figure, a bag of confetti, some balloons and a cd full of hair metal/glam band ballads… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have the lucky guy drop me a line and I’ll fill him in on the details!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

Everyone knows you love me! My arms are irresistable. :twisted: :wink:>

Post: angryrocker4:

I’m right here dude.>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Jeez, Gazelle will never come back!!! Ugly Americans!!! LOL….Gazelle, at least I would feed you dinner. Do not like someone on an empty stomach!!! My brother NB is haute couture, haughty culture….LOL. Watch out for Angry’s axe!!!>

Post: zefff:

Fucking hell, bring back Easycheese! :roll:>

Post: Gazelle:

:) I wasn’t intending for it to be funny.>

Post: angryrocker4:

She likes the axe too.>

Post: Gazelle:

My word, i didn’t notice all this! You’ve just had me in stitches!

As for NB’s post, i’m utterly confused, but, i have a feeling this is one of those few times where i really don’t want to know.

Bloodybirds, don’t worry, takes more than that to scare me off :)

Tease really won’t be too pleased at this! This has gone way off track!>

Post: nbotary:

Awwww, c’mon!!! There’s ALWAYS room for Jello!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=nbotary Awwww, c’mon!!! There’s ALWAYS room for Jello!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote 

It’s the star wars figure and the egg beater i’m a little weary of. No, no, weary is the wrong word, puzzled, is more like it. :)

By the way, you fill ‘the lucky guy’ on the details, or he fill you on the details?>

Post: nbotary:

BOTH. :wink: :twisted:>

Post: Gazelle:

lol. How do you know that he’d be telling the truth, or for that matter, he was indeed ‘the lucky guy’, as you described him?>

Post: nbotary:

I have my ways, TRUST ME!!! A Sith Lord knows how to manipulate and extract the information he wants!!! :twisted: :lol:>

Post: Gazelle:

Via email? With no other real information? I’m actually rather curious to see (this is why i logged on with the username ‘TheCatThatGotKilled’ in one of the physics things you need to do here) if it would work, and how you intend to do it. :)>

Post: nbotary:

Sith Lords only pass their secrets on to their apprentices – Maul Jr. and Princess Maul. You need not concern yourself with how I would know… :twisted: :lol:

And yes, I know about the “rule of two”, but I also know that at several points in Sith history, there have been more than two at a time. Therefore, I can have more than one apprentice!!! :twisted:>

Post: Gazelle:

[quote=nbotary Sith Lords only pass their secrets on to their apprentices – Maul Jr. and Princess Maul. You need not concern yourself with how I would know… :twisted: :lol:

And yes, I know about the “rule of two”, but I also know that at several points in Sith history, there have been more than two at a time. Therefore, I can have more than one apprentice!!! :twisted:[/quote 

Well, at least somebody is going to get the information of your techniques, and they seem good choices to pass them on too:)>

Post: angryrocker4:

Sith techniques dont work on berzerkers, for our rage is more than yours.

And I keep secrets good. :evil:>

Post: Gazelle:

I’d really like to see NB’s response to that. :D>

Post: nbotary:

See, that’s where he’s wrong. Sith Lord’s aren’t Berzerkers because they know how to focus, control and channel thier rage, unlike the Berzerkers who go swinging their battle axes blindly like a whirling derbish!!! But, that’s why I always pick him first for dodgeball during recess and P.E.!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: angryrocker4:

The force is weak with this one, a berzerker lets his blood thirsty blade choose its target, cause sometimes a decapitation just isnt enough.>

Post: nbotary:

*sigh* :roll: This is why Berzerkers are alone…

I’ll just make him an honorary Sith. Besides, I like the way he rapes the horses and pillages the women… :wink: :lol:

Angry, you can be my wingman anytime!!! :wink: :lol:>

Post: Bloodybirds:

Poor horses….I think Angry would use the kwon dao (horse cutting sword) of General Kwon to cut the horse!! Personally, I am a predator bird so I fly above both of you all….though I know I have to land sometime….dammit!!!>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=zefff Anyway is all this inadvertant mod-bashing an attempt to propagate your movement for re-enstatement as a mod – all so you can go to e-war with Oz on an equal footing and get your e-vengeance for the e-battle scars you picked up in your e-squabble the other week? …I vote TTT for mod!!! :lol:[/quote 

The not-so-inadvertant mod-bashing is an attempt to get stand-up blokes with moderator status to do their jobs despite Matt’s long-standing policy of hands-off-the-trolls because he likes drama and stupid shit to boost his site’s activity, part of the reason he could get all of this cool stuff – like google ads in the forum.

I don’t want to be a mod. Since I actually take my jobs seriously, even if it’s a job I don’t get paid to do, I’d be busier than I really want to be pruning these discussions.

And, I don’t have any e-scars except the one I gave myself from biting my e-tongue.

Gazelle: The forum emoticon :-P doesn’t make the tongue as obvious as I wanted it to be, so I used the 8 to replace the : as the eyes of the face. After declaring myself a cunning linguist (I hope you get that), I wanted an emoticon with a very obvious tongue. Now, if you ever see 8=====D you know that I dropped a few maturity levels and/or have been drinking too much.>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=Gazelle Tease really won’t be too pleased at this! This has gone way off track![/quote 

Not so. Forgive me, but I quite enjoy conversations relating to you and the sex fantasies of my good friends here. I especially liked:

1) When you said you were bouncing down the steps (great visual).
2) Angry’s axe (I bet it’s real heavy ;-) )
3) Nick’s inclusion of the Star Wars figure. It better be Chewbacca; every woman loves a wookie in her nookie.

I’m going straight to hell for that one.>

Post: Gazelle:

lol. You really had me laughing at that one….i’m sure people have ‘gone to heaven’ f=having done worse :)…besides, it’s the manner in which you do something, more than what you do. I’ll give an example incase my explanation skills have failed again, and that makes little sense (you should have seen me the other day trying to point out a fact to my personal tutor…yep, he’s a theoretical physicist, and i was trying to point out something about trigonometry to him…unfortunately i’m in rather the habit of trying to explain all the reasoning behind it, and it comes out as one big mess, instead of sticking to the point lol…lesson learned, i think, lets see if i can break the habit now :)…still, though i may have failed in that voyage, i seem to have been successful in entertaining :) ) something said in one way could be an insult, and in another could be a jest.

And about the tongue, thing…i see….i see.

Bloodybirds – provided it can support you, there is no restriction of where you can land…land on a mountain above them, and you will still be above them out of reach of their weapons for a time :)>

Post: bamboo:

Fudo Myoo wrote:

Quote:
The not-so-inadvertant mod-bashing is an attempt to get stand-up blokes with moderator status to do their jobs despite Matt’s long-standing policy of hands-off-the-trolls because he likes drama and stupid shit to boost his site’s activity, part of the reason he could get all of this cool stuff – like google ads in the forum.

With the exception of very few members (you know who you are), the thread drift and useless conversation pertaining to bouncing tits, jessica alba, hurricanes, axe carrying vikings, sith lords, p4wn4ge, flirting with gazelle (why not keep it to pm? if shes gracious enough to pm you back then be a gentleman and don’t divulge that on the main forums), school, stupid court cases (see I’m included as well :wink: ) , etc, takes over on what seems to be every single thread.

FUDO MYOO- After reading the above quote something hit home with me that I should have noticed ages ago. Well said, I needed that kick in the ass.

-bamboo>

Post: zefff:

LOL @ the manipulation bearing fruit…even if its for the greater good of the membership and LOL @ the cunnilingus…I mean cunning linquist FFS! :roll:>

Post: bamboo:

Is it manipulation when its done in free will?

I think not.

I listen to all the arguements, points and kicks in the ass and make my decision on my actions based on that.>

Post: zefff:

Now I could argue with you on that but you seem to be in a bad mood today so if someone could give any pointers for a possible fight??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

(I know you do what you like Bamboo but Des gave virtual admittance himself with the “not-so-inadvertant” retort. Anyway I should not deride when the result is an improvement).

peace>

Post: bamboo:

Hee hee,

I like you Zefff.>

Post: lakan_sampu:

omg you guys are freakin’ me…

gazelle, your sentence construction here:

Quote:
lol. You really had me laughing at that one….i’m sure people have ‘gone to heaven’ f=having done worse …besides, it’s the manner in which you do something, more than what you do. I’ll give an example incase my explanation skills have failed again, and that makes little sense (you should have seen me the other day trying to point out a fact to my personal tutor…yep, he’s a theoretical physicist, and i was trying to point out something about trigonometry to him…unfortunately i’m in rather the habit of trying to explain all the reasoning behind it, and it comes out as one big mess, instead of sticking to the point lol…lesson learned, i think, lets see if i can break the habit now …still, though i may have failed in that voyage, i seem to have been successful in entertaining ) something said in one way could be an insult, and in another could be a jest.

reminds me a bit of how dave eggers writes… However, I doubt that humanities have that much appeal to you since you seem to be very much acquainted to hard sciences… 8)

I’ll think I’ll join this one… 8)>

Post: Gazelle:

Who’s Dave Eggers?

I just scanned through it…hmmm, i know i was in a rush, but maybe i should pay more attention to what i’ve written before i post it :)>

Post: nbotary:

Now why would you go and do a thing like that??? That’s part of what makes you so darn likeable!!! :lol:>

Post: Gazelle:

Well, in that case…:)>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

[quote=bamboo Is it manipulation when its done in free will?

I think not.

I listen to all the arguements, points and kicks in the ass and make my decision on my actions based on that.[/quote 

I also noticed that Setsu stepped up his thread locking and other mod activities. Did the mods get together and have a meeting regarding my post or something?

And for the record, I was referring solely to Opa. I know he’s Matt’s bitch for this site and all, but he’s a good kid and he should be doing a better job than what I’ve seen the past year or so. I was Matt’s bitch for this site once upon a time, and the only threads that ever got out of hand were the Big John threads. For everyone who knows the story about those threads, I don’t need to say anything further.>

Post: zefff:

Hahaha!! STFU!

Anyway, the only reason Oz is a slacker is cos he spends every moment watching fight vids when he should be doing his duties. God knows how many Whoopass.tv credits he’s stolen from Matt over the years! :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: Tease T Tickle:

whoopass.tv…I remember that site. Is it still active? How about Matt’s “I really want a motorcycle” website?>

Post: zefff:

Yeah its doing well last time past through. I joined and bought credits but never got it to function smoothly on my Mac’s. Matt tried to help but Ive always had problems on there as a Mac user so stopped going back. Loads of fights on there though.>

Post: Big-Boss:

WOW, you guys are……crazy. You’ve could have just locked the thread, but i’ll say no more.>

Post: Gazelle:

Quoting: Big-Boss;48790 WOW, you guys are……crazy. You’ve could have just locked the thread, but i’ll say no more.

lol. Welome to the forum: >

Post: SAINT:

[quote=easycheese15;32974 For a while now there has been this guy giving me lots of crap about how he wants to kick my ass and stuff like that. Every time now I have been simply avoiding the guy but pretty soon I think it might be time to lay down the fist. Just wondering if you guys have tips for this guy who apparently is known for just all out punching and doing crazy stuff like headbutting and kicking people in the legs. Any thing else you guys want to throw in there would help.[/quote I think he must have lost that fight. all this time and no reposts. RIP easycheese (on toast)>

Post: manoyable:

First things first. If possible refrain from fighting and find other ways of settling you’re conflicts. One of these could be calling any person of authority. Never mind if you’re called a coward, better teased than bruised. If ever there REALLY is no choice but to fight then try minimizing the damage against you’re surroundings and you’re opponent. Remember that even if you’re in the right, if the guy is badly injured they’re still going to make you pay in cash (if yo’ure rich then nevermind). Then if ever the fight really starts and the other one’s violent and can’t be stopped then give the best you can and apologize later even if it’s his fault. I’ve already mauled a lot of guys because my pride was really hurt but I’ve learned before that a real martial-artist has to keep calm. If you accidentaly kill somebody then you’re in trouble. If the guy has some back-ups then just try to create an opening and retract even if you KNOW that you can beat them all to a pulp. I’m open to any feedbacks. Thanks>

Post: zefff:

Hahahaa! Thanks for digging this up. It was a good laugh at the time…NEARLY 2 YEARS AGO!!!

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Post: bamboo:

Welcome to the forum manoyable.:wink:>

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