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Report McDojo
Original Poster: setsu nin to
Forum: McDojo Dicussion
Posted On: 29-05-2007, 15:20

Orginal Post: setsu nin to: If you have any experience with McDojo you may write about it here and report McDojo so that other members can stay out of that place.

Pls, write why is that place McDojo just adress of the school is not enought, also pls put link to webpage of McDojo that you find.

Post: Bushi:

www.combatju-jitsu.com

-They do not spar (Techniques too D34DLY),
-All cooperative two man kata Self-defense type stuff.
-Fat over-weight BB Instructors.
-Year Contract with hard line exit clause.
-Tries to pass themselves off as Koryu Jujutsu.>

Post: setsu nin to:

Thanks Bushi, that was best example what I whanted here!>

Post: Stg:

www.nimajkd.com

-little kids that are black belts
-all fight training proceeded with yoga
-and then the students sit down to hear the instructor read books(STORYTIME…)
-“new member” fee of over $130 for new members, must pay fee for testing dates in order to “advance to the next rank/level”>

Post: TigerPaw:

Now that’s friggin’ scary..>

Post: Rizzking:

Seizon-Do – www.AMJ.iwarp.com

biggest joke ever.

email this guy>

Post: theguardian_7:

A HOME jujitsu course!? Heck, if I’d known the MA’s were that easy, I’d’ve sent away for all my ‘expert training’ YEARS ago! No more instructors to fine tune your techniques, no more hands on grappling/sparring (my shadow is apparently enough of a challenge), no more social interaction…wow…sounds like fun. :? (sigh)>

Post: lil’sword:

tae kwon do school- cant remeber where it was but the master is called master Sue (guy)

-$1000 to test for your first black
– $2000 to remain there for a year
– kid black belts
– students arnt too good. (especially if you consider what you’re pay’n for)>

Post: bamboo:

http://www.aikidomasters.8m.com/home.htm

Another self made shihan. They have a small chain of dojos, they of course have a soke (sokei for setsu :lol: ), and of course claim to have improved on the otherwise “impractical” aikido.

My favourite is the wearing of belts OUTSIDE the hakama.

snicker snicker..

-bamboo>

Post: Gong||Jau:

:lol: I picture them all sitting around a table staring at one, going “How the hell do you wear this thing? Hmm… maybe like this?”>

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We are Lehigh Valley’s superior martial arts school with authentic Asian-certified instruction.

Well they can’t be a McDojo, they have “Asian-certified instruction”. This of course proves that they are a real school. If they had an American instructor, we would all know they are a fake. But… ASIAN-CERTIED… that’s something special…>

Post: setsu nin to:

You realy dont get it bamboo, its fashion. Black belt under hakama is out, only old Japanese guys wear it, but what they know about fashion and martial arts. Today every modern man in martial arts wear orange belt outside hakama. BTW, I heard that green skirt will be in these winter, and black hakama will be out, so its last chance for you to do something with yourself. :lol:>

Post: bamboo:

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Black belt under hakama is out, only old Japanese guys wear it, but what they know about fashion and martial arts.

LOL!

I knew 31 was up there but not THAT old! Maybe I should just pull my hakama up to my chest, put on some comfortable shoes and call it a day.
Hmmmm, you know, that does not sound too bad at all. :) ……

-Old man bamboo (BTW, old man is the nick name my wife has for me, that and “big ass!” LOL!>

Post: setsu nin to:

bamboo

:lol: :lol: :lol:

did you tried to put orange belo on your forhead so you could look just as Rambo did.>

Post: Gong||Jau:

http://www.ashidakim.com/

The man who needs no introduction… if you don’t believe this place is a McDojo, then I think I speak for everyone here when I say, “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” :lol:>

Post: Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn:

http://www.wtf.org/main.htm

Need I say more? :twisted:>

Post: bushidoka:

I have some books by ashida, use them as comic relief for the students. I don’t like to mofo others, but this guy has been around forever, has high accreditation from a lot of high profile arts, but he does not show it :?
I would say this 150 pounder is in strictly for the coin.>

Post: taochange@hotmail.com:

Please go to this MC DOJO

its the biggest organization in martial arts… and im telling u lots of these are mc dojos if not all

so funny .. yet so sad.. reply and tell me what u think>

Post: taochange@hotmail.com:

ataonline.com>

Post: zefff:

I think its fair to say that TKD is now a combat sport……just like MMA. :mrgreen:>

Post: karateshopma:

Not the one Im thinking of, but pretty bad none the less: www.karateamerica.com. In Jacksonville, we are lucky enough to have a Karate school that teaches TKD AND a TKD school that teaches karate. And people thought the south was backwards…….>

Post: wuming:

OMG thank you for that link karateshopma those black belt pictures on that site just made my day lmfao. Everyone needs to check these out, they are great.

[url http://www.karateamerica.com./files/Pages/Black%20Belts/Black%20Belts.htm#[/url 

I especially love this one. This dude is serving up a main course of whoop ass with a side dish of some hip hop attitude — booya!

>

Post: karateshopma:

glad I could oblige! That guy looks like 10 gallons of badass in a 5 gallon bucket.>

Post: Kyorgi:

“http://www.wtf.org/main.htm “

Ouch!>

Post: graham1:

http://cosmicfighting.atspace.com/

This “spaceman” (?) is currently advertising in the UK.

God help us!

:roll:>

Post: roscoe:

Photonic energy? Someone’s been watching star trek. :D

Quote:
Most of the Grand Celestial Do’s strikes and throws are very basic and not complex and resemble those found in Earth-based styles.

Gee willy whizz, well isn’t that a funny coincidence. :roll:

Quote:
Beginning students learn how to vibrate their molecules. They do this by performing a high-pitched moan. At the right frequency, the molecules in their bodies begin to vibrate rapidly.

Sounds more like a rough shag than anything else.

Thank you Graham1, you’ve made my day. :D

Cheers, Roscoe>

Post: nbotary:

Okay, it took a little time, but the following is what I posted in this dipshit’s forum. Clearly not some of my best work, but I’m at work and did my best in the five minutes that I had…

Enjoy!!! :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:

Oh my God, where do I begin??? You and your “art” is a joke. I would love to meet one of your so called “masters” and see them use their “Maharic Shield” deflect my foot from their face or nuts. Aliens??? Dude, I think you were probably sodomized by that fat chick in gym class and you supressed those feelings until you saw a gay porn and realized that those feelings down below in your “naughty parts” were okay to share with your cousin Larry when you played “Deliverence” in the back yard. However, I will congratulate you on your scam and for managing to get a pretty decent class full of losers to cough up over $400 a month to learn how to avoid the alien anal probe. Then again, they may enjoy that like you do. By the way, I don’t know if you realized it or not, but one of your “masters” is charging $750 a month whereas you’re only charging $500. I don’t know about you, but I would set his ass up for a serious anal probe, followed by a nice skull fuck on his mouth vortex. I’d top it all off by blowing my wad into his eye an nasal vortex’s before I hollored out “Squeal like a pig!!” and smacked him in the back of the head, making sure he didn’t drop any of your alien love juice. Just a thought…>

Post: sunnzi:

http://www.learnkung-fu.com/

Fang Shen Do.

If you joined this school all I can say is sorry. These are some reasons I left?
-Cult like atmosphere
-School Head self appointed Sijo ? unable to verify standings and he gets pissed off when you inquire.
-Not allowed to question (anything!!)
-Must show total obedience
-Changes curriculum constantly, along with fees and ranking ect.
-Intimidation tactics to upgrade membership and attend seminars
-Forget about getting your black belt unless you?re a ?premium? member, go to all the seminars and open a franchise. Which apparently you can do anytime. I knew a green (sash) belt that opened his own school and was head instructor????
-The list goes on and on. Bulshido has good articles from former students?
-Oh and if some of there students or Sufu?s knew that I wrote this and saw me at a bar or an ally they?d try to put me in the hospital or worst!! No kidding around. There kind of mental. 8O :!:>

Post: BLACK PANTA:

[quote=sunnzi http://www.learnkung-fu.com/

Fang Shen Do.

If you joined this school all I can say is sorry. These are some reasons I left?
-Cult like atmosphere
-School Head self appointed Sijo ? unable to verify standings and he gets pissed off when you inquire.
-Not allowed to question (anything!!)
-Must show total obedience
-Changes curriculum constantly, along with fees and ranking ect.
-Intimidation tactics to upgrade membership and attend seminars
-Forget about getting your black belt unless you?re a ?premium? member, go to all the seminars and open a franchise. Which apparently you can do anytime. I knew a green (sash) belt that opened his own school and was head instructor????
-The list goes on and on. Bulshido has good articles from former students?
-Oh and if some of there students or Sufu?s knew that I wrote this and saw me at a bar or an ally they?d try to put me in the hospital or worst!! No kidding around. There kind of mental. 8O :!:[/quote 

Sounds a lot like Temple Kung Fu. If they are (or like) Temple Kung Fu, I wouldn’t worry too much about the last point you made. Their most effective techniques start like this “okay, now hit me this way…..no, no not like that…..THIS way.”>

Post: nbotary:

Gazelle – yes, I am married. Ask anyone who knows me, I’m a flirt and always have been. However, I’m not stupid and wouldn’t risk my marriage or family for anything or anyone.

By the way, Lord Maul stands corrected… The title of Sijo is correct is the person is the founder of the system. According to the Shaolin system, it ranks between Master and Grandmaster although it’s more on the same level as Master. So, I Lord Maul, would like to say – “Ooops, my bad!!!” :evil:>

Post: bamboo:

FOR SHAME!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: zefff:

okay so what did I do wrong that my posts were deleted? ….or were we hacked by FSD? :roll:>

Post: bamboo:

look underneath. I split the topic so it has its own thread.>

Post: bamboo:

THE FSD TOPIC HAS BEEN SPLIT>

Post: zefff:

:lol: I am so paranoid of conspiracy lately! sorry :lol:>

Post: bamboo:

lmfao! :lol:>

Post: graham1:

[quote=zefff :lol: I am so paranoid of conspiracy lately! sorry :lol:[/quote 

Well. Just because nobody says so doesn’t mean that the twisted, evil, scheming little sh*ts aren’t trying to get one over on you – with their wily evil ways.

Oh God! Thank you nurse! I really needed that sugar lump and the shoulder massage!

Hey! Hold on! why do I feel dizzy? OH NO! NOT THE STRAITJACKET AGAIN! Oh come on. I’ve paid this month’s subscription to the Psychiatric Journal! What a world! What a world! Help me, I’m melting!>

Post: 52PUG:

www.muhammadsmartialarts.com

I trained jujitsu here for a couple of months. Looks like he finally got some good renovations for the dojo. His knife defense his way out of date. He instructed a student to attack him (instructor) with a simulated knife. Of course his 3″ knife was wielded like a 3′ sword. Mind you nobody uses a knife in a fencing type lunge. This gave the instructor the perfect oppurtunity to make a right pivot and grab the student by the wrist and proceed to “dissect the corpse”. When I told my buddy who did 5 yrs in prison he shook his head and laughed. His response was ” your instructor is teaching you how to commit suicide”.

That’s not all, I had a debate with the instructor on how to perform a hip toss. My background was in Judo but he insisted I could never execute this maneuver as taught. Just so happens he called the tallest student and told me to execute. Instead of protruding my hip to the side and pulling him around my waist as he teaches, I stepped in, bent at he knees and in one motion popped my hips up and back and yanked him around. Perfect execution. Not to look stupid, the instructor told me I would not have a chance with that move against Rickson Gracie. He was right because I was still a white belt in Judo.

In short he teaches the same tired BS from the 70’s.>

Post: nbotary:

At the risk of sounding racist, I don’t think that I could trust the validity of anyone who told me that they studied martial arts “in the Nation of Islam under the guidance of The Fruit of Islam (FOI).”

To me, that’s the equivalent of saying that I learned sharpshooting from the Crips. :lol: :lol: :lol:>

Post: 52PUG:

Quoting: nbotary;48776 At the risk of sounding racist, I don’t think that I could trust the validity of anyone who told me that they studied martial arts “in the Nation of Islam under the guidance of The Fruit of Islam (FOI).”

To me, that’s the equivalent of saying that I learned sharpshooting from the Crips. :lol: :lol: :lol:

RACIST!?!? I agree with your comment. This just makes his “combat jujitsu” less credible than advertised The reason I started training there was because it was in walking distance. But after going through some training and paying 100.00 per month for his crappy class and hall I bowed out. ROTTEN FRUIT!!>

Post: bamboo:

He started with teh fruit of islam, the man was also a marine. Outdated or not, lets not bash him on his past as its been rectified….>

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