WWE Meets Rap


Come listen to all these wrestling-related punchlines from rappers.

Songs in order (with lyrics and titles):

1. Chamillionaire – Livin’ Good
“Told ya I’m a cobra, I’m strikin like I’m bowlin
You tryna hate in silence but trust me that I’m knowin
Boys know I’m throwed and they steady scream my slogan
With straps, I could bear bigger arms than Hulk Hogan”

2. Juelz Santana – S.A.N.T.A.N.A.
“My fo’ fo’ peace talking, sound o-so-sweet talking
Do more-more street talking, than Stone Cold Steve Austin”

3. RZA (Wu Tang) – Its Yourz
“Enchant a few solar panels, blast off like Roman Candles
Rap vandals, stomp your ass like Wahoo McDaniel
You cocker spaniel dogs”

4. Skee-Lo – I Wish
“I wish I was a little bit taller…
I wish I was a baller…
I wish I wasn’t a loser like Brooklyn Brawler
I wish I wasn’t such a jobbber,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a baller, Lollers lolol”

5. Redman – Off The Wall
“I leave with no injure
After I blow four one in ya
One handstand on top of your ninja
Crashin’ Doc stir the madness
We all out of work like Tony Atlas”

6. Cam’ron – Get em Daddy (remix)
“I’m Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Bob Backlund
Paul Akin, ha ha, who they think they car jackin
You dump and a dump, I slumped and I slump”

7. Nick Cannon – Feelin’ Freaky
“We tearin’ the club like them boys did in the roxy
Million dollar thug like I’m Ted DiBiase
Crack game on the plain
Probably think its Yahtzee
Wrist all rocky, How you gone stop me ”

8. Nas – It ain’t hard to tell
“Vocabulary spills I’m +Ill+
plus +Matic+, I freak beats slam it like Iron Shiek
Jam like a tech with correct techniques
So analyze me, surprise me, but can’t magmatize me”

9. Jedi Mind Tricks – Blood Runs Cold
“We dedicated to cats that’s been thuggin
Vinnie Paz got more hoes then Jim Duggin
Ya’ll been duckin for quite some time now
Vinnie bout to teach you how to write some rhymes now”

10. MF Doom – Great Day
“Looky here, it’s just the way the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year”

12. Jadakiss – Pay Per View
“I hop off the top rope and chop you in the throat
Come through like Sting all black with a bat”

13. Macho Man – Be a Man
“Be a man Hulk Come on don’t be scared
You’re runnin’ from Macho that’s what I heard
Be a man Hogan Boy you’s a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk
They call you Hollywood? don’t make me laugh”

14. Ludacris – Word of Mouf Freestyle
“I got junkyard dawgs, I’m rowdier than Rod Piper
And my baby’s assed out, cause I rub my cars with her diapers
So you can pray for now if you sinned in the past
“Word of Mouf” time to wipe that silly grin off yo’ ass”

15. Method Man – Uh Huh
“Let’s get to pumpin’ iron, and flex some real muscle
Up in this bitch due, my click is Rick Rude
And I ain’t got the ivory, this ain’t the flick, dude
Somebody told me, ya’ll can’t hold me”

17. Lil Flip – I can Do Dat (remix)
“No belt so my Guess might sag
I can do dat
Cardiar is my wrist wear
I can do dat
My bank account similar to Ric Flair’s
I can do dat”

18. MF Doom – El Chupa Libre
“The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe
A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superho
Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre”

19. Eminem – F*ck You Freestyle
“i’m ready to go postal, i’m so close i can feel his throat with no pulse when i choke him
in ten seconds i’m go in to turn into Hulk Hogan, with a ciggarette in his mouth
hes tell me theres no smokin”

21. Jedi Mind Tricks – Serenity In Murder
“Yeah, you like Napoleon Bonaparte
I throw a dart and blow your bones apart
The lonely part’s when you fallin’ like you Owen Hart
My f*ckin’ soul is dark, I wouldn’t wish it on you”

22. Redman – Part II
“Yo, call me the Bob Backlund, I’ll break backs on hoes
that look like Toni Braxton, come run with these boney masked men
I’m out the gutter, I’m to send your baby mother
out for rubbers”

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